Do you have an incall available?
At this time, I do not have a standing incall available. If you book me for an incall appointment, I will host us out of an upscale hotel near your preferred location.
Where will you go for outcall appointments?
I can meet you at your upscale hotel or private residence for outcall appointments. When meeting at your home, it must be clean and in a safe location. No other humans should be present in the residence during our time together, but I would love to meet any friendly pets that you have.
What are your available hours?
I am typically available for appointments starting anytime between 9 am and 10 pm. I prefer not to start dates later than that, as I need my beauty sleep to be at my very best.
Are you currently accepting new clients?
I am! However, my schedule tends to fill up very quickly. For this reason I recommend new clients reach out several weeks in advance. To get started on scheduling time with me, please fill out my booking form.
What kinds of clients do you accept?
I see clients of all races, ethnicities, gender and gender identities, ages, abilities, and experience levels. This includes women, trans, and non-binary folks, people with little to no previous experience, and people with disabilities. I offer a judgment-free zone to relax and explore. My only requirement is that all suitors be at least 21 years of age, for my own comfort.
I have never seen a provider before, is that okay?
I am more than happy to be your introduction to the world of paid companionship. If you have questions not answered on this page, please contact me. You can leave the references portion of the form blank, just be aware I may require additional information such as a photo of your ID.
Do you offer duos?
Yes, yes, yes! I love duos (and trios, and more) with fellow providers. Please see my Duos page for more information, and visit Nerdy Nymphs for special trio packages with my friends.
I always prefer doing duos with providers I have already met and have chemistry with. If you want to see me with someone I haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet, I may ask for additional time to get to know them first.
Please keep in mind my rate match policy. In the event that you are doing a duo and we have differing rates, you should always use the higher of the two rates for both of us. This ensures a feeling of fairness and that we are both getting compensated the same amount for the same time.
Do you see couples?
I greatly enjoy spending time with couples! For this reason, there is no additional fee. Please keep in mind, though, that I will need to screen and speak with both of you prior to our time together. I want to ensure that we are all equally enthusiastic about our date.
What do you do with my screening information?
Your booking form goes directly to my encrypted ProtonMail account. I use the information you give me to verify that you are a real person who I seem likely to enjoy spending time with. Please rest assured that I will never contact your employer (or anyone else in your life) for any reason, nor will I call or text you without permission. The information is simply used to verify you as an upstanding citizen who I feel safe spending time alone with. If I am having a hard time finding anything about you online, I may request additional information such as a photo of your ID. Please rest assured that this is for my eyes only and is deleted after I finish the screening process.
How long does screening typically take?
Please allow up to a week for me to respond to your booking request. In rare instances, such as when I am out of town, I may take longer to respond. If it has been more than one week, feel free to send me another email–it’s possible your request got eaten by spam!
Do you provide references to other providers?
I am happy to serve as a reference up to two times if I have seen you in the past year. If it has been more than one year since we last saw one another, or if you have already used me as a reference two times, I kindly ask that you use more recent providers you have seen for your references.
I am also happy to provide you with an “Okay” on Preferred411 if we have met and enjoyed our time together.
Can I take you out to dinner?
I love to have dinner together (or brunch, depending on the time of day) as part of our time! I eat a mostly vegetarian diet, with the rare exception for quality seafood. Dates longer than three hours require some form of sustenance to keep me at my best. I usually prefer we go out to eat; however, if discretion necessitates that we stay in, I have no problem with room service or food delivery.
Do you have or allow reviews?
Due to discretionary reasons, I do not allow reviews of our time together on any outside websites. If you’re looking to verify that I am legitimate, please check my Twitter, where I have been posting regularly since 2017.
You can still find numerous reviews under my previous name from my time in Nevada’s ranches right here.
Do you offer [insert service here]?
Suggestive inquiries are always ignored. I offer an authentic experience, nothing more and nothing less. I prefer our time together to be organic, not a checklist. Please be polite and respectful in all of our communications, and I will do the same.
How should I arrive to our appointment?
Please arrive freshly showered, or excuse yourself to shower shortly upon arrival, with sparkling teeth and wearing deodorant. Good hygiene is imperative to enjoying one another’s company.
What should I do with the infamous envelope?
Upon arrival, please place the unsealed envelope or card on the counter immediately. If we are meeting in a public place, you can slip the envelope into a book and hand it to me inside of a gift bag. This will help us avoid any awkward discussion about it and keep our time flowing naturally. If we have never met before, I will likely also ask to glance at your ID upon arrival.
Do you offer electronic payment methods?
I am always expanding my electronic payment options, and have several available currently, including Venmo, CashApp, Bitcoin, and e-gift cards. Once you have passed screening, we can discuss those options in more detail.
How do you accept deposits?
I have several discreet deposit options available, including cash-based options for those who wish to avoid electronic trails.
Do you drink with clients?
I always enjoy a nice cocktail, Scotch, or glass of red wine, but I will never become intoxicated during our time together. When bringing alcohol to our meeting, please bring only unopened bottles.
Are you 4/20 friendly?
I do not smoke or do any kind of illegal substance with clients. Please refrain from bringing anything with you that could get either of us into trouble.
Do you smoke cigarettes?
Is it okay if I am running early or late to our appointment?
I ask that you not arrive more than five minutes early to our appointment, and avoid waiting in your car in the parking lot – it draws unnecessary attention. Being five minutes late is not a problem, but if you are going to be significantly late please keep me updated. I may need to reschedule the appointment if you are running too late and I have other obligations that day. My 50% cancellation fee will apply to appointments that have to be cancelled or rescheduled due to severe lateness.
Are you a “clock watcher”?
I will never rush our appointment or ask you to leave early, but please be mindful of my time as well. I set an alarm to gently remind us five minutes or so before our scheduled appointment ends. If you wish to spend more time together beyond that, please be prepared with additional compensation for the extended time. Whether or not I can extend an appointment in session will depend on my schedule, this may not always be possible.
Do you have an incall available?